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May Daze

05/16/12

May Daze

The end of the school year brings a dizzying array of events, ceremonies, and activities - and "opportunities to volunteer!"

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“But What About My Pyramid?”

05/09/12

“But What About My Pyramid?”

My son once announced he would build a pyramid for me when I die. Although I found it a little disconcerting that he seemed to be rather comfortably envisioning his life without me, I recently reminded him about it -- in the spirit of Mother’s Day, I wanted to see what all this effort is going to get me.

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Oppressed by Motherhood?

05/02/12

Oppressed by Motherhood?

Elisabeth Badinter’s controversial new book argues that even those mothers who don’t follow all the dictates of the “natural parenting” movement have been oppressed by the trend toward trying to do everything “right” by your child.

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Spring Has Sprung: Ready or Not

04/25/12

Spring Has Sprung: Ready or Not

Spring break memories fade quickly as we try to adjust to the spring sports schedule: New teams, new routines, new carpools.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Awake Family

04/18/12

Harry Potter and the Half-Awake Family

We got up before daybreak to beat the lines at the theme park. When we saw half of Orlando doing the same thing, it had an unfortunate affect on our sanity.

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A Visit to the Harry Potter Theme Park

04/11/12

A Visit to the Harry Potter Theme Park

I thought I was being a good sport when I agreed to go to the amusement park. I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

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The Morning Marathon

04/04/12

The Morning Marathon

There’s been a marked lack of enthusiasm about starting our days lately.

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Mono Madness

03/28/12

Mono Madness

When my oldest daughter came down with mono, the rest of us went into a tizzy.

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Are You Ready for The Hunger Games?

03/21/12

Are You Ready for The Hunger Games?

With the much-anticipated movie about to open, your book club decided to read the wildly popular YA novel. Here is your hostess checklist. May the odds be ever in your favor.

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Coming to America

03/14/12

Coming to America

My son contemplates his aunt’s move to the Land of Opportunity, where the streets might not be paved with gold, but the phone calls – well, some of them, anyway – are free.

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Zumba Fitness is in the House!

03/07/12

Zumba Fitness is in the House!

How to get in shape and annoy your children.

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How To Become Swallowed Whole By Pinterest in Six Simple Steps

02/29/12

How To Become Swallowed Whole By Pinterest in Six Simple Steps

How To Become Swallowed Whole By Pinterest in Six Simple Steps

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I Think I Love You: Then and Now

02/22/12

I Think I Love You: Then and Now

Here’s to the silliness – and fun – of teen crushes.

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Reading the Minds of Valentine’s Day Celebrants

02/14/12

Reading the Minds of Valentine’s Day Celebrants

How do people really feel about Valentine’s Day? Let us count the ways…

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Downton Abbey Hits Home

02/08/12

Downton Abbey Hits Home

My obsession with the hit British TV series has unintended consequences for my family.

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The Road to Dead-End U

02/01/12

The Road to Dead-End U

Take one carefree teenager plus one mildly insane mother. Add in a Type-A community and what have you got? Trouble.

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It’s January: Why Haven’t I Become Organized?

01/25/12

It’s January: Why Haven’t I Become Organized?

Being organized came naturally to me. Until I had kids.

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The Things You Learn During a Poetry Project

01/18/12

The Things You Learn During a Poetry Project

A fifth grade homework assignment inspires a conversation that ranges from the clinical, to the gloomy, to the. . . prosaic.

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A Visit to the Dentist

01/11/12

A Visit to the Dentist

A routine errand reminds a mom of the mysteries of human temperaments and provides her with some unusual banter.

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Thoughts on New Year’s Eve

01/04/12

Thoughts on New Year’s Eve

Once you have kids, ringing in the New Year will never be quite the same.

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About This Blog

“Minivan Diaries” will chronicle the adventures and misadventures of raising a family in the Bethesda area, as well as provide hot parenting tips such as how to survive your child’s birthday party and how to transcend summer carpool planning.

Maura Mahoney is a writer and editor who lives in Chevy Chase with her husband, three kids, and a mountain of laundry. Maura has worked in the publishing industry for more than twenty years, including stints at Reader’s Digest, Mother Jones, and CQ Weekly Report. She has been writing for the past two years on parenting topics for ExaminerDC and Chevy Chase Patch.

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